What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue