What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.