What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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He fell off the palm tree

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth