What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.