What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank