What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him