What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.