Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
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They ketchup.
Heinz-enburg.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
what Ketchup
Would you like ketchup with your chips
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Ketchup baseball!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Sketchup
Poverty.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
A gallop poll.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
LMAO"
Shut the door im dressing
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're in-pastas.
Because he was cannelloni.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Any girl named Patty!
To catch her false teeth.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
A:.........
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway