2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Hin Dsight Jokes More Hin Dsight Jokes

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020