2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.