Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Lincoln Jokes More Lincoln Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Minion Jokes More Minion Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck