Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong