How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver