What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.