What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now