What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.