What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !