What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude