Claude
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline
It ends.
Irene
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
Because it's Boxing Day!
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
A bi-polar bear.
Hella copters
Claudework Orange !
