What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.