What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!