What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens