What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!