What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars