How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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His clean fingers.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.