How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.