What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!