What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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Paddy O'Furniture

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew