In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
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He sat in his own pew.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Pew pew pew!
Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
In the *pew*.
You sit in your own pew
Tie food
Tie up their hands.
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
They're always cutting lines
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
ISISISS
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Good jab.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
One has hope in her soul...
All of them.
