In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
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He sat in his own pew.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Pew pew pew!
Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
In the *pew*.
You sit in your own pew
TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!
Krakow
He blew everything out of proportion!
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
It's his private eye.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
A: You can almost hear them.
Khaki
Preppy le Pew
All his gas is Argon.
Putin
A Private Tutor.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
