Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.