Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!