How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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A bit of a shock really!

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.