How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.