How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.