They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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A re-lotion-ship.
wryly.
Nether of them have a pop.
They both lost their pop.
They both slowly remove clogs.
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Soy milk.
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A song called "My Corona"
A really good watch.
breaking the seal on a rock.
Jackpot!
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
A bonding agent.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
For people that don't want anything to drink
Smells like teen spirit.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A bit of a shock really!
They can both take about 65 loads.
They go to Cannes
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Because it's soda pressing.
A sourpuss !
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
someone flipped it.
If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Water...
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
by using a bottle opener
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
OC A receeding Herr line.
Cause they're knee grows!
Poached
They all died Jung.
When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
Fast food
The Indy 500.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
A pervert.
