What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!