Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.