Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.