Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house