Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.