Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!"

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.