What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.