Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.