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Russell
Russell !
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
The Post Office
Pete.
Pick up lines
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
None because they pee sitting down.
Its got two banks.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
Church
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Cancer
A seizure salad!
Throw in your washing.