Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!