Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman