Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.