Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.