Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.