Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.