I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Ebay.
You can silence a gun.
They both go PEW PEW PEW
A: It broke the law of gravity!
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
