Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Coupon Jokes More Coupon Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.