Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Coupon Jokes More Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*