A drone
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because it'd Krampus style.
I'll never part with this!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
They have the gift of tongues...
AIDS
At Toys We Is
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
AP Flour
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Thesaurus.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Because it's a little meteor.
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
He heils a taxi!
Nine months.
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
Because it was accidental.
We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Not being a cripple.
Bonos.
