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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because it'd Krampus style.
I'll never part with this!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
They have the gift of tongues...
AIDS
At Toys We Is
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
AP Flour
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.
The airport is Snowden
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Nine months.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
A piece of gum, you pervert!
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Get married on his birthday.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
A barbecue
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
My girlfriend
Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.
