How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.