How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.