It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
She kept wetting the bed.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
He could really get into the vaultz.
Homardware.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
Decalfinated.
She gives birth to a boy.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Molestation.
Kidneys.
