Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month