What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.