What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.