What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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I saved you a stool.

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flambuoyancy"

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Air Conditioning

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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It's Morphine Time!

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Squash.