Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!