Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell