Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
A mountain gloat.
Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought
They both think the other one gets laid more.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
To work on his caw strength.
poop.
Cain you tell !
You get milk.
A cowch potato!
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
An investigator.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Grandma monster
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
