Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!"

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.