What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan