Mint Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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