Mint Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Canadian Mint Jokes More Canadian Mint Jokes

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!