Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

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What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!