First we steal two Eggs
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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Rady O'Gaga
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
daesh many.
Just a Daesh.
Because he had fowl languange.
reasons unknown
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
They always steal the green card.
Tower defense.
In a bucket.
A. No Whey Jose
Police Navidad.
