Recipe Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do you call an Irish sniper?

amon

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.