First we steal two Eggs
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
I don't know. They've never tried.
Tsar Napoleon.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.
For persistent fowl play!
100 meter Daesh
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Chinese food.
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
From an old family friend.
Scanthesku
Make a mad Daesh to a shelter
The Dine-and-Daesh.
