100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

100 Meter Daesh Jokes More 100 Meter Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.