Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !