Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!