Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.