Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)