Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)