What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders