What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.