What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.