What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.