What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob