What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.